By request, I am posting the two limericks I recently turned in for my creative writing class. These will, in time, be part of a larger collection of poems related to motherhood, containing both light and serious verse. If you have any suggestions, please offer them. I am not entirely happy with the second limerick.
Horsey Ride
The wisdom of doors with a lock
you gain when your little one knocks
as he enters unbid
to run fast to your bed,
and catches you riding on top.
Public Breastfeeding
Babies need boobies to grow;
Titties are not just for show.
While you dress to get fucked,
you tell me to wrap up.
You, bitch, should never throw stones.
There you have it. I hope you got a chuckle or two.
I also hope to catch up with you all soon. Much love!
Comments (7)
wow you raise horses in your bedroom?
I like them both. Quite frankly, the second one is...well...true. lol
3rd line in the second = 6 syllables
The first one really made me chuckle though. =P
Bahahaha, those are fantastic! I look forward to reading more from the collection!
Great stuff...way funny.
That first one was really cute, and creative.
Hey! What's up? How are you and your family doing? You seem busy.